we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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