no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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