Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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