i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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