I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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