Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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