That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
