id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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