There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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