Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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