oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
