If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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