Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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