Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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