Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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