Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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