If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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