Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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