Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
