That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize