We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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