I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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