he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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