I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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