Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
my poor anus
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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