Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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