if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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