How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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