Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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