I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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