i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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