I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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