What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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