and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
