I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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