i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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