I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize