I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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