from now on my penis is your penis
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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