If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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