he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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