can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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