do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
