3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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