A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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