You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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