He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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