But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize