I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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