so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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