If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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