my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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