I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
