Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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