I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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